Friday, January 19, 2007

Buy One, Get One Free!

Ever feel like you're being suffocated? Like everywhere you go, you are surrounded to the neck? Like there is no escape?

Recently I have taken stock to what I encounter most in my daily life. And with people a far second, I realize that I have been inundated with advertisement. Everywhere I go I am subjected to message after message of advertisements I apparently cannot live without. Everything from the television to the sky is filled with brainwashing messages urging me to go out and spend some money on some mass produced trinket that will enlighten my life. It's gotten to me so bad that I am feeling an urge to leave it all behind and live a life of shamanism.

Now I probably sound like a crazed teen trying to "stick it to the man", and I probably am one of those(At least for some parts of me). But I realized that all this advertisement, all this spam, all this subliminal messaging, it is all necessary to the world's economy. It is a necessary evil we all must live with if we all wish to advance our culture. If we do nothing to help the economy wheels to turn, they will slow down and stop.

But I still felt like I was being surrounded. So to combat this, I have come up with a few simple ideas to help myself(and anyone reading) to get out of the sea of advertisement:
1-Try counting how many things for sale are absolutely necessary to your or your loved ones' lives.
2-Try and get rid of all the possessions surrounding you until you have the bare necessities. Or at least try and get some things out.
3-Rip up, burn, or otherwise destroy a dollar bill. You will be surprised at how it makes you feel.(Don't do this in front of any federal agents, it is a crime after all)
4-Take a retreat to the mountains, woods, beach, ocean or anywhere in nature that is free from man's "touch". (You may have a little problem locating such a place, but it does exist)
5-Laugh off the advertisements. Laughing is good for you anyways, and it will brighten your day.

Well that's about it for today, I hope next time you're drowning in an ocean of advertisements, you at least have a life jacket on. SEND A LINK TO THIS BLOG TO YOUR FRIENDS, FAMILY, AND GENERAL STRANGERS YOU MEET ON THE STREET!

-Derrick

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